Brb, Dating with Ryan Reynolds

Tuesday, September 24, 2013

I have nothing but love for you, Andrew Paxton.




I fell in love from the time you held the two cups of unsweetened cinnamon soy latté while running late for work with your suit perfectly fit in your body. I fell more deeply in love when you kissed Margaret, whom I imagined was me. From there on, I don’t just want Andrew, but I want Ryan Reynolds himself.

I’m perfectly aware you’re married to my favorite Blake Lively, but I’d still like to date you one day. Haha, somebody wake me up?